Need some down home advice or maybe just some hot possum stew and a milwaukee's best?

As we're just gittin' fired up 'round here, and we ain't exactly the intee-lekshuwal type, and we got this here redneck on the payrole, we're counting on you for material.  This here is real advice from reel peeple, not sum cockamamie tay-ro card reedin' crap like that there Miss Chloe and it's not no $3.99 a minute neither.  No hidden charges except the humor at YOUR expense.

Write us NOW!! (yes, you!!) at billyjoebob@verbalwedgie.com.  Tell us about your cheating wife, your broke down truck and your dog who hates you...come on...we wanna hear.*

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