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We here at Verbal Wedgie, want to be one of the first to invite you to join TIPS!!!! (The Inquisition and Prosecution System)  We heartily approve of their new logo too, "A national system of coerced workers to report schismatic activity".

You too can join our holiest of holy George W. Bush on his newest crusade to security, by narking..er reporting your neighbors when they do anything suspect.  When you see them drinking on Sunday, or forgetting to take out the trash, or even the lowest of low, exercising any constitutional rights.

"All it will take to volunteer is a telephone or access to the Internet as tips can be reported on the toll-free hotline or online. Information received will be referred electronically to a point of contact in each state as appropriate."

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That's right, you just call up the hotline and you tell them that you saw your middle eastern neighbors looking long and hard at the local bus system.  You can tell them about Tom down the street who you suspect is using porn sites on the internet to send secret messages to Afghanistan in encrypted messages behind those awful nudie pictures, never mind that he looks like a US citizen, he's really an undercover Al Qaeda agent like that there Jose Padilla.

Oh shucks, don't even bother calling the hotline, go ahead and just shoot those you suspect of being immoral and suspicious and then call John Ashcroft, he'll tell you what a great service you did for America and happily reimburse you for the bullets.